David Sedaris on “Undecided” Voters
“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?”
From this week’s New Yorker, Shouts and Murmurs. You know, the East Coast elitist rag.
Read the full article here.
Tags: David Sedaris, undecided voters
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October 27, 2008 at 10:00 pm
OKAY, now I’m in love with you b/c David Sedaris is someone I would give my left eye to be like (his career, that is) He really is amazing.
November 11, 2008 at 3:41 am
Hey Val…still lovin’ the plaid couch over here. And OMG how much do i love Sedaris?!? He is so freakin’ hysterical.